WARSAW GUIDE

1. So you want to get naughty in Warsaw? 

2. Well, you came to the right place! 

3. Here's a guide to some of the best spots for adult fun in Warsaw. 

4. Remember, play safe, and have fun! 

Picanterry is something that can add a bit of spice to your life. If you ever find yourself in a rut, or just want to try something new, then picanterry might be for you. Escort girls in Poland are some of the best in the business, and they can definitely show you a good time. So if you're ever in the mood for some fun,  You won't regret it!  Hiring a beautiful and  sexy elite companion is definitely a good idea! You'll not only enjoy their company but also benefit from their intelligence and charm. So what are you waiting for? Go out there and hire the best date of your life! 

There are many traps awaiting a foreigner in Poland already at the room booking stage.

Many people, steered by the price, distance from the city center or simply by delegating the booking to their assistant, are forced to stay in grim and unpleasant conditions.

Personally, I don’t recommend the Novotel hotels – both the one in the city center and the one by the airport, as well as Sofitel Victoria and the Marriott at the airport. I also don’t recommend the Bristol hotel – the price is completely disproportionate to the quality. 

Horrid are also the Sandgate (GROMADA) hotels, both the one at the airport, as well as the one in the city center. These hotels are still deeply stuck in the communist era and the atmosphere is nothing but depressing. Girls have trouble getting in (the security guard tends to block the elevator or stand at the door) and the rooms are tiny, cramped, and unpleasant  (especially at the Novotel City Center).

Here’s a list of recommendable hotels:

Warsaw has a brand-new player in town! Introducing Raffles' newest rival - the opulent, attention-grabbing hotel that brings an exciting spark of freshness to the city.

Hotel Verte, Warsaw, Autograph Collection offers an outstanding stay! Guests can enjoy a restaurant with delicious food and drinks from the bar or take advantage of the fitness center to keep up their workout routine. Spend some time in nature by taking strolls through their garden after relaxing inside air-conditioned rooms that come complete with all you need: a desk for working/studying; kettle for tea & coffee lovers; safety deposit box to store away valuables; flat screen TV perfect viewing movies late at night - plus luxurious bathrooms boasting showers sublimely designed relaxation. 

Warszawa Hotel – Plac Powstańców Warszawy

This famous building has certainly been through a lot. It's seen Warsaw's pre-war splendour, being the highest building in the city at the time, and experienced near destruction during World War II. Built using 1,250,000 bricks, the building was completed in 1933 at a height of 61 metres. The Polish capital's first building to surpass 15 floors, this New York-style structure - then known as the Prudential Insurance building, became the city’s first skyscraper. During WWII its height lent it immense strategic importance. When the 1944 Warsaw Uprising broke out the tower became a primary target for Poland’s Home Army, and was captured on the first day of battle – for the first time in five years the Polish flag flew over the city. The Germans launched a series of fierce strikes to win it back, but were unsuccessful due to heavy resistance from those defending it.

 Today, it is one of the most modern hotels in Poland.  

 If you're interested in experiencing some delicious Polish food while visiting Warsaw, be sure to check out their restaurants: Warszawska, and Szostka.

Raffles Old Town

The hotel has made a triumphant return, with a stylish and modern revamp. The inside of the hotel is almost like an exhibition space for modern art, with beautiful custom-made elements throughout. The standard here is very high, making it the cream of the crop in Warsaw hotels. If you're looking for true luxury, this is the place for you.

H15 Hotel

H15 apartments have everything you need for a comfortable and stylish stay in Warsaw. With 28 beautiful apartments to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect one for your needs. And with their commitment to privacy and discretion, you can be sure that your stay will be exactly what you want it to be. So if you're looking for somewhere trendsetting yet comfortable, look no further than H15 apartments!

Polonia Palace 

 The Polonia Palace is a historic hotel that has been recently renovated to include modern amenities while still keeping its old world charm. The pride of the hotel is the English apartment, which features a raised lounge area with an oval-shaped window. The hotel is also pet-friendly and located in the city center near the central railway station.

Intercontinental 

The apartments are fully serviced and all the amenities one could need or want are included in the room rate, making it an ideal situation for business travellers who are looking for a more comfortable and luxurious option . And if you're looking for something truly unique, don't forget to ask about their rooftop swimming pool on the 40th floor!

Sheraton 

The Warsaw Sheraton is a great option if you're looking for a luxurious, central hotel in Warsaw. With newly renovated rooms and plenty of dining options onsite, you'll be able to relax and enjoy your stay. 

Westin

The Westin Warsaw is a great choice for luxury accommodation in the heart of the city. The rooms are beautifully decorated and well-equipped, and the Executive Lounge is a real bonus. If you're looking for a five-star hotel in Warsaw, this is definitely one to consider.

Raddison (Grzybowska street)

If you're looking for the best place to stay in Warsaw, look no further than Radisson Collection Hotel. With its convenient location near Rondo ONZ Metro station and just 1km from Warsaw Central Train Station, it's perfect for business people but also ideal for tourists thanks to its proximity to historic and tourist attractions. The hotel offers 311 rooms with views of the city, an all-day restaurant, and 8 banquet halls totaling 590 m2 for events ranging from weddings to conferences. So whether you're visiting Warsaw for business or pleasure, Radisson Collection Hotel is sure to make your trip a success!

Nobu

I'm excited to see the continued progress of the Polish hospitality industry with the newest addition from Nobu Matsuhisa, Robert DeNiro, and Meir Teper. The sleek modern architecture mixed with early 20th-century art-deco style and design is an inspiring example of Warsaw's forward-looking spirit that never forgets its past. I can't wait to check out the 117 rooms and 19 suites - including the Private Spa Suite - which come complete with yoga mats, traditional Japanese tea sets, Nespresso machines, and more. If you're looking for a tranquil hotel to relax and rejuvenate, look no further than this latest release from some of my favorite hoteliers.

Regina 

The Regina is the perfect option for those looking for a five star hotel in Warsaw's Old City. With its luxurious features and amenities, it is sure to make your stay in Warsaw an unforgettable one. La Rotisserie, the hotel's restaurant, offers exquisite cuisine that will tantalize your taste buds. So whether you're looking for a relaxing getaway or a delicious meal, the Regina is the place for you.

When it comes to the Okęcie Airport, Renaissance Hotel is very pleasant (and it’s right at the airport), as well as Soundgarden Hotel (a little further away). 

Warsaw is a great city for business travelers and vacationers alike. The Renaissance Warsaw Airport Hotel is the perfect place to stay, with its convenient location and sound proofed rooms. The conference facilities are top-notch, as are the nGin Bar and Challenge’32 Restaurant. And don't forget to work out in the fitness center before indulging in some delicious Polish food!

Mercury Airport Hotel provides an inexpensive option located halfway between the airport and the city center. 

I  don’t recommend using the concierge services to order escort girls – they are very disoriented and uninterested, for example, a concierge at the  Intercontinental directs the guests of the Presidential Suite to… a very cheap nearby brothel which leaves a very bad taste.

Another trap awaiting visitors is cabs. Fortunately, there are fewer and fewer cab drivers who want to fraud their customers but there are still some who see their chance in foreigners. I do not recommend using Uber – the drivers are not familiar with the city, the cars are old and unpleasant and the drivers don’t speak a word of both English and Polish. 

If you’re looking for an inexpensive option that also provides good quality, install the MyTaxi app. It has a Lite feature which isn’t far from Uber price-wise. The drivers usually speak English and know the city well.

Where to eat?

I recommend Nolita, Czerwony Wieprz (the Red Hog), Stary Dom (the Old House), Różana (The Rose Café), Akademia, Belvedere, Pod Gigantami, Platter by Karol Okrasa, Enoteka, Kieliszki na Próżnej, Rozbrat 20, Koneser Grill. 

Nobu restaurant is overrated. However, I am giving this restaurant a chance to improve in the future.

Seafood Station Restaurant & Oyster Bar

Aleje Jerozolimskie 93

Thai Thai

Pl. Teatralny 3

PAM PAM Restaurant

ul. Emilii Plater 9/11

Epoka

ul. Ossolińskich 3

U Fukiera

Rynek Starego Miasta 27

Klonn

ul. Jazdów 1B

BI BA BO Restaurant & Cafe

ul. Nowy Świat 66

U Kucharzy w Arsenale

ul. Długa 52

SWING Asian Fusion Restaurant & Cocktail Bar

ul. Nowy Świat 31

Różana is one of the best places to get a taste of Polish food in Warsaw. The setting might look high-end but the prices are certainly not, and you’ll find Różana recognised across the city as one of the best dinner deals around. The catfish fillet with white onion sauce, green pepper sauce with blanched spinach, garlic and black lentils is divine. Also try the roasted duck, with apple sauce, cranberries, potatoe purée and fried apple. Plenty claim to be open till the last customer leaves, but only these guys are the real deal – if there’s people dining then the kitchen will stay open, and that doesn’t matter if it’s midnight or daybreak. So next time you're looking for a delicious and affordable meal in Warsaw, be sure to check out Różana!

Stary Dom is a  rollicking, rustic, big-portioned, slap-happy Polish experience. Usually crowded with happy diners you will see why quickly: they get a lot right where others too often fail. Service, for example, is good, prices fair (it's not central Warsaw, so they sensibly do not charge central Warsaw prices) and the food is well above average, occasionally inspired. If You want to crave some hearty comfort food while in Warsaw or are simply looking to try something new, I highly recommend giving this place a visit. Who knows – you might just walk out feeling like royalty yourself!

Nolita is the epitome of fine dining in Poland. From the upscale menu items to the impeccable service, this restaurant leaves no detail overlooked. And yet, despite its luxurious feel, Nolita manages to remain approachable and inviting. Whether you're enjoying a business meal or a romantic evening out, Nolita is sure to exceed your expectations. If you're looking for an unforgettable dining experience, look no further than Nolita - the best restaurant in town.

If you want to get a taste of what the Soviet Union was like, or just want some good ol' fashioned Socialist Bloc cuisine, then the "Red Hog" is the place for you. With its 1950's-60's party elite interior and menu full of varied and well-presented dishes, this restaurant has something for everyone. And if you're lucky, you might even spot a celebrity or two! I definitely recommend paying a visit to this lovely place next time you're in town.

If you’re looking for a sophisticated but relaxed dining experience with world-class wines and fresh seafood, Boathouse is the perfect spot. Located on the Saska Kępa riverside with stunning views of the park and sunset, Boathouse is one of Warsaw’s longest-running restaurants. While it’s popular for special occasions, don’t hesitate to visit for its excellent lobster bisque, a rotating list of international wines, or highly rated Sunday brunch buffet. Boat House is the perfect spot whether you’re looking for a romantic dinner date or impressing business clients!

Belvedere is one of Warsaw's most prestigious and romantic restaurants. If you’re ever in the area and looking for a bite to eat, I’d recommend checking out this restaurant. It’s hidden away inside the ‘New Orangery’ in the middle of Łazienki Park, and it serves some pretty great food. Plus, it’s always nice to be able to say you ate lunch inside a 200-year-old building, right? If you are looking for an over-the-top dining experience, this is the place for you! With its floor-to-ceiling windows, tropical plants, and elegant table settings, Belvedere offers a unique and unforgettable dining experience. And the food lives up to the atmosphere! The menu features fresh seafood, meats, and seasonal dishes that are sure to impress. So if you're looking for a luxurious and romantic dining experience in Warsaw, be sure to check out Belvedere!

In short, Łazienki is a must-visit for any nature lover or anyone who appreciates stunning scenery and architecture. So next time you’re in Warsaw, be sure to pack your camera t, and enjoy a day in one of Europe’s most beautiful parks!

Where to get a drink?

The safest option is the hotel bar. There are several really nice hotel bars – Panorama Sky Bar at the Marriott City Center, the  Intercontinental Bar, and the Raffles Hotel Bar. 

Another option is Mazowiecka street. There are lots of clubs there and they can be divided into several groups depending on the target demographics and music genres. I don’t recommend the Enklawa club located there. It’s tiny, cramped and the bar line goes on for miles. Moreover, there are no emergency exits. 

For a drink, I recommend the Ritual Club or Weles Bar. If you like Latino and love to dance then Teatro Cubano, which is located close to Mazowiecka Street,  would be a very good choice.

If you are looking for a good wine bar, Mielżyński is the place for you. The selection of wine is exhaustive, and the expert service will ensure that you find the perfect wine for your mood. The light bites on the menu are also a great complement to the drinking. If you are ever in Warsaw, be sure to check out this amazing wine bar! 

 If you're in Warsaw and looking for a  unique drinking experience, head to the Polish Vodka Museum. With two different bars to choose from, you can sip on delicious artisanal vodka infusions or enjoy a cocktail inside the refined post-industrial interior. You can also take in the lovely seasonal views from the terrace or listen to live music. Whether you're looking for a romantic date night or just a fun night out with friends, the Polish Vodka Museum is worth a visit. 

Instead, you could try Na Lato, this favorite Powiśle district spot is definitely worth a visit whether you're looking for a good meal or just a night out. The international dishes are cooked to perfection and the atmosphere is perfect for either relaxing or dancing the night away. Make sure to stop by next time you're in the area!

If you’re heading out to town, leave your passport and cash in the hotel safe. If you need an ID, then take your driver’s license and take just  200-300 Polish Zlotys in cash.

Warsaw is a pretty safe city but you can still be met by a pickpocketer.

I  most definitely don’t recommend the go-go and striptease clubs. They exist solely to draw as much money as possible out of you, often by fraud.

If you’re coming to Warsaw for a bachelor party, then I recommend booking a  professional dancer prior to your trip who will perform for you for an  agreed sum. For Example, Ela: https://tancerka-erotyczna.com/en Such a cost is usually around 300-500 euros. 

If you’re planning such a trip as a groom-to-be or a groomsman, contact me  and I’ll help you organize quality and safe bachelor party.

Ordering escort girl in Warsaw

If  I were you, I wouldn’t think that you’ll find a supermodel for 50 or  100 euros. Prices here are the same as in other European countries.

When it comes to prices charged by great-looking girls who speak good  English and have fair standards, then the prices vary between 200-400  euros an hour.

I recommend searching escort girl warsaw, escort girl warsaw independent euroescortgirls, and escort.pl websites where the verification is decent (the girls need to provide their passport copy). Remember, however, to tick ‘verified ads’. 

If you want to further verify ads, ask for a full-body selfie (no face, as most girls, won’t show it) with the date and time on it. 

I  also recommend contacting the girls via Whatsapp or email – many agencies use only old-type phones, with no IOS or android. If a girl has no online contact option, then it’s most likely a brothel or an agency.

Most independent callgirls in Warsaw only offer the outcall option, with no incall available. 

 The cost of an escort girl in Warsaw, Poland can vary depending on the services requested and the experience of the escort. Independent escort girls usually charge higher rates than those working for an agency. The cost of an independent escort girl in Warsaw, Poland can range from a few hundred to a few thousand euros depending on the services offered and the duration of service. When booking with an independent escort girl, it is important to discuss all services that will be provided upfront to avoid any misunderstandings or extra charges.

Escort girls in Warsaw are highly sought after by those who are looking for companionship and pleasure. These attractive young women come from all walks of life and offer their clients an exciting range of experiences.  With their beauty, charm, and wit, these escorts will ensure that you'll never forget your time in Warsaw.

Laws in Poland

Prostitution in Poland, both offering paid appointments as well as taking them, is LEGAL.

Possession of drugs, including marihuana in small amounts for personal use only, is ILLEGAL.

It is also illegal to consume alcohol in the streets.